francescalouiseee:

another day at the office dear.

butt

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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(via thosedamnbands)

heliolisk:

I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward
I’m so sick of feeling like shit all the time.
- 10 word story (via sadboy-that-loves-gummy-worms)

(via love-lillee-less)

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later
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